Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
even my farts smell like vagina
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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