You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
