watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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