1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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