Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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