i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
it's like heaven, but drunker
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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