You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
So vagazzling was a success
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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