So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I cut my penus on the lid.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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