Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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