Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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