Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
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Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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