Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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