is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
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Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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