Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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