that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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