Plan B is the new Plan A
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
