have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
you win again, gameday.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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