Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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