Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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