Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
operation have a gay friend backfired
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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