even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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