it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
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Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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