I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
3pm strippers are depressing
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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