I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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