Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
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