I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
