butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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