this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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