A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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