waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
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I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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