I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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