So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
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He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I need water and some morals
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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