I wish I only lived at night.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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