At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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