high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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