spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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