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Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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