How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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