He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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