I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
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You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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