You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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