all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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