Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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