that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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