belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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