My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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