People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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