So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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