my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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