Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
please don't ironically join a cult
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