we have pet lesbian snakes
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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