i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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