so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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