You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
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I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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