I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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